It has been a bad day for Tennessee football. After weeks of hoping, Jon Gruden turned down the head coaching job. To be fair, Gruden's agent claims that no offer was made, that Gruden was never interested & Tennessee also claims that they have not offered or talked to Gruden about the job. However, several media sources in Tennessee dispute those facts & I believe them. Anyway Tennessee still needs a coach & wants to go big, here are some suggestions. Note all of these choices are Tennesseans.
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Archie Manning: He can develop Super bowl QBs, granted they are both sons but great teaching is great teaching.
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Megan Fox: Yes I heard that she is crazy has never coached football,but look at her, UT would never loss another recruiting battle again. Just hire really good Coordinators.
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Johnny Knoxville: This man named himself, Knoxville. He is a movie director so he can control a lot of people with coordinators under him. Plus he knows how to make money in a business that hurts people. And I mean hurt as in, getting hit really hard for laughs over and over again.
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Oprah Winfrey: Billionaire, great with the media & can build things. She went to High School in Nashville, just tell her that she would be helping the state by coaching the Vols, that is so close to the truth it might be the truth.
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Bill Belichick: Born in Nashville, great coach & he will "bend the rules" when necessary. He can get players, Saban would likely decide that he wanted to go pro if this guy took the Vols job.
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