My thoughts about the Lakers & the Memphis Tigers

  Lakers, I have been a fan of yours since the 80s. I have suffered through Celtic, Piston, Bull, Kings, Heat, & Grizz fans. I live in Memphis so I get mocked for not being a Grizz fans. I struck with you guys because the Lakers aren't just winners. You guys have a winning attitude. Lakers & we Laker fans don't tolerate losing, unlike Grizzlies fans. Now in the mist of the worst opening to a season by the Lakers in my life. (Note: I am 31) I hear "give it time", WHAT!!!!  THAT IS NOT HOW LAKERS TALK, CLIPPERS TALK LIKE THAT BUT NOT LAKERS!! Repeat after me, Jim Buss. I will fire Mike Brown. I will get rid of the stupid offense. I will hire either Phil Jackson, Coach K or if necessary Coach Cal.

 Memphis Tigers, you are my team, my school, my classmates. I don't want to say this but, What in the World is going on. You guys are a top 20 team & had trouble with CBU! Arriving late to meetings, getting sent to the locker room, really??? For 2 years you guys have underachieved. It is time to growup.

 I have made my point however I feel it should be made again. Therefore Francine of American Dad will make in Coach Cal fashion!