This is a list of things that the University of Memphis needs to do as it gets ready to leave C-USA for the Big East. Here is the list.
- Thank Fred Smith
for using his money oh I mean for his support
- Stop playing Tennessee, been done already
- figure out which C-USA teams to keep playing, I suggest UAB & Tulsa
- Become really good friends with Big 12 members, just in case.
- Fire RC, oh wait also already done.
- Improve Football & the Liberty Bowl
- Tell Memphis Pom not to embarrass their new Big East rivals, at least not yet.
- Figure out which C-USA schools to snub by not playing them, Southern Miss, UTEP
- Start playing Vandy.
- Start pretending that the SEC either doesn't exist or is terrible.
- Start admitting that C-USA is bad & that past denials were us being nice to them.
- Have a "we are now on real TV stations" party.
- Thank Mike Tranghese for his help.
- Hire Dan Beebe or Chuck Neinas just in case.
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